Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

They want to finish the job.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And that’s it.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And, two alone.

It’s no more complicated than that.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?